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DAY
THREE COMMENTARY
(That "Actual Time" figure above
includes a lot of
sightseeing, as will soon become apparent -- Ed.)
My day started out in fairly normal
fashion –
apologizing to another bellman
for needing to ax him to load five bags onto his cart for a single
overnight
stay. I had inquired as to the whereabouts of a very nice employee
named
Robert who
had helped me out during my last visit. As it turns out, he still works
there, but was on
vacation for
the week; happily, bellman Frank was very friendly with him and sent a
text
message
to relay my greetings.
I took the thirty minutes or so to
properly pack everything onto the
bike and into the trailer, a necessary step if I wish for the trailer
lid to
actually close. Afterwards I spent about half an hour cruising around
downtown,
looking for an ATM and some picturesque photo ops, missing almost every
red
light if it came at an uphill-pointing intersection (parts of town are
rather steep).
I found the ATM in the bank’s HQ but almost could not determine where
the
doorway to enter was, seriously. I also was apparently unable to get a
good
shot of the convention center and its gold-topped tower so you’re stuck
with
this.
One thirty-minute refueling
and tire-filling stop later, I
made my last steep uphill start (in second
gear, no less) and turned onto the highway leading south.
Just moments
after cresting the last hill, no more than perhaps two miles away from
the
University of Tennessee campus, the surroundings turned scenic and
wooded, with
the Fort Loudoun Lake/reservoir twisting its way alongside the right of
the Alcoa
Highway, named after (or for) the aluminum manufacturing giant. Needing
to proceed
through the “town” towards my ultimate destination -- though having
problems
with some ambiguous and conflicting signage – I found that the area was
impressive in its own non-attractive way, what with the plant (“one of
the
plants”?) occupying an incredibly large parcel on the left side of the
road.
Street names came from industrial processes and/or their discoverers,
such as “Bessemer
Road” and “Joule Street”. Cute! Further on down the road I eventually
turned
onto the Foothills
Parkway to begin what would become a five-hour slice
of
motorcycling bliss.
The Parkway mostly rings the northwestern edge of Great Smoky Mountains
Nat’l.
Park, although it also dives eastward into the Park to meet up with the
aforementioned Rte. 441, not terribly far from the aforementioned
Gatlinburg
and the aforementioned Clingman’s Dome. Heading southwest from where I
picked
it up, the road provides only a suggestion of the winding curves and
breathtaking views that are to come.
To the west, the Parkway
ends at Chilhowee Lake and begs
motorcyclists to turn left onto Rte. 129 and
visit the Tail of the Dragon, which
informally begins after the Calderwood
Dam overlook.
The Dragon’s 318 curves, in
just 11 hilly miles across the
NC / TN border, greatly attract sportbike
enthusiasts, some of whom
seek to
complete the route at – take my word for this -- an utterly
insane AVERAGE
speed of 60 MPH, thus earning membership in
the coveted “11 in 11” club. Those who try and fail, and fail badly
enough,
occasionally end up hanging broken motorcycle parts on the Tree of
Shame at the
Deal's
Gap Resort (population: 8), often along with witticisms such
as
“Hit the turn and gave it gas, ended up upon my a$$”, or “Once
bitten, never quittin’”. Sometimes, though, there are casualties on the
route, which
can be the
price paid for hitting a tree head-on at eighty-eight feet per second.
Cruiser enthusiasts also
enjoy putting their bikes’
prodigious torque curves to good use here, and occasionally wackos even
haul
trailers through the Dragon, as seen in the photos 272-277
here (click the "Continue" button at the bottom of the page)
or in photos 63-65 here.
In fact, some trailer-hauling wackos
even hastily secure a digital camera to the home-made dashboard shelf
used for the radar detector (and EZ-Pass, at least in the olden days --
Ed.),
solely so that you
can ride along! This is a short stretch of the roadway, only about a
minute's worth, and the funniest part has got to be the big "S-L-O"
warnings painted onto the road surface in spots -- on a road that is
crazy to begin with. The sound isn't great and it's best viewed in a
small movie player window, but to see The
Chief (tm)'s first self-filmed Dragon Video anyway,
click here!
(If anyone would like the version
with the full
ride, about eleven minutes long, whipping past some road signs and a
few more
cars and bikes, and then into the Deal's Gap parking lot, drop me a
line.)
To me it seems as if the North
Carolina side was
re-paved
since I was here last in 2005. Meanwhile, after a pleasant hour or so
chatting
with the many other bikers at the Resort, I headed down
towards
Tapoco, NC, past the
Cheoah Dam. If this dam looks familiar to some of
you movie fans out there, it
is likely because it was used during the filming of the Harrison Ford
thriller, "The
Fugitive", although that film was supposed to take place in
Illinois.
Past the
dam and the
beautiful, multi-fingered
Lake Santeetlah, the eastern end
of the Cherohala
Skyway
beckoned.
(From the “Walk Down Memory Lane” Dept.: it was upon the
Skyway that the bike tipped over onto a soft pull-out three years ago,
with the
tires resting atop the pavement, thus preventing me from getting under
the bike
and lifting it up on my own. At that time,
this was no trivial matter,
for this is an isolated, if
beautifully scenic two-lane road that is
lightly traveled during the summer,
let alone at that
particular
moment in early December.
In the half-hour of riding before the otherwise minor tumble
I had counted one (1) car traveling in the opposite direction,
and it
had to have been at least twenty miles back to the last
house I had seen. If those dark clouds that I could barely make out
through the
fog, whipping across the peaks in the distance, had happened
to come my way, it would have been
one miserable seven-hour walk
back to civilization to seek help. Mercifully, I saw
headlights coming
through the murk, and just as mercifully the driver saw me frantically
signaling
and, in a final merciful twist, did not run me over in attempting to
stop. Bike
picked up, handshakes all around, and to this day the right
handlebar
peg contains
dirt from either NC or TN, where ever it was that I pitched over.)
The plan this time around was not to crash at all and, happily, I
managed to
pull it off. The scenery from the road is absolutely gorgeous and none
of my
words, nor pictures could possibly do it justice, but I've got a
reputation for hubris
I must maintain so I’ve included a photo
regardless.
About six miles down a spur towards
the end of the
Skyway is
the gently-tumbling
Bald River Falls, easily visible from the nearby bridge, and
then
the road eases into Tellico Plains, TN.
I had greatly enjoyed my previous (brief) visit to this little town,
which is
why it made the cut this time, although then I had been disappointed
that I
couldn’t have dined at a cozy-lookin’ joint called the Skyway Café
because they
were closed on Sundays. This time through I checked ahead, and learned
that the
reason for it being closed during this visit
was because of renovations being done by its new owners. One could
reasonably
conclude that The Chief (tm)’s game doesn’t play at either Clingman’s
Dome nor
the Skyway Café!
My home for the night was the KOA Campground, located right across the
Tellico
River and insulated from the two-lane “main” roadway. It was a
beautiful
property and I even managed to jump in the pool before it got too late.
The camp
stove was more difficult to get working this time, and I made a minor
preparation error that saw my “spaghetti and mushroom” dish coming out
more like
pasta soup, but it was definitely still tasty and satisfying. The
evening
featured a beautiful
sunset and excellent sleeping weather down in the
mid-‘60’s.
There was also, however, a nearby camper with rather loud air
conditioning that
made me feel like I was back in Surfside Beach, where the loudest A/C
unit in
the entire development happened to be located directly outside the
window of
the only person in said development who would have wanted to sleep with
his window
open ("Me”
– Ed.) Still, a cloudless night
fell
and brought with it the all-night, non-stop sounds of loud mooing and
grunting from
a nearby, though unseen farm. Who knew cows liked to party like that?
C’mon, bovines, get a room!
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